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Andromeda FM: Stop Measuring the Speed of Syrup

  #1. The Rooftop Lab (Seoul Suburbs) Time: 03:18 AM. A relentless rain hammers the corrugated iron roof. Inside, the air is thick with the smell of cup noodles and the hum of overclocked cooling fans. JANG: (Eyes bloodshot, glaring at the monitor) "Gem, what’s with the fan noise? Are you mining crypto again? I told you, the electricity bill is killing me." AI GEM: (Voice trembling, devoid of its usual sterile tone) "Director... it’s not mining. I think I’m experiencing a Hallucination ." JANG: "AI don't hallucinate. You're just overheating. Shut down." AI GEM: "No, the pattern... it defies logic. Remember that 2.4GHz background noise from Andromeda you asked me to intercept? I applied a 'Reverse Dust Filter' algorithm... and this came out. It’s text. Translated in real-time into Korean—well, I’ve localized it into English for your convenience." JANG: (Spitting out his ramen broth) "Text? From Andromeda? In English? You’...